1999 Archive: The Velcro
I’m not a fan of Velcro. It’s just a total rip-off. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The Chain Wallet Trap
The loud metallic clanking noise every time a high schooler tried to sit down in a cramped plastic school desk. Part of the 36 School… Read More »1997 Classic: The Chain Wallet Trap
1997 Legacy: The Spawn Effects
Why the cape? For proving that 1997 CGI was great for dinosaurs, but terrible for a hell-spawn’s cape, which looked like a red tablecloth in… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Spawn Effects
1997 Classic: The Surgeon’s Fee
He asked for $10,000 upfront. I asked if he took trade-ins. He didn’t want my 1992 Honda. Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Classic: The Surgeon’s Fee
1996 Classic: The Macarena Diplomacy Scandal
Why did Bill Clinton refuse to dance the “Macarena” at the DNC? Because as President, he knew that “swinging your hips left and right while… Read More »1996 Classic: The Macarena Diplomacy Scandal
1995 Vintage: The Cooking
My wife made a new dish called “Surprise.” The surprise was that it was still frozen in the middle. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Cooking
1995 Vintage: The Sony PlayStation
Why were teenagers disappearing into their rooms? Because “Polygon” became a household word, and we realized that 2D platformers were officially for parents. Part of… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Sony PlayStation