Why was the manager called to the kitchen? Because Aunt Susan didn’t like the “mask requirements” for the buffet line and wanted to speak to the head of the household immediately.
Part of the 34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Tiger King” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Relatives
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2025 Archive: The 3D-Printed Turkey
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2025 Legacy: The "Metaverse" Black Friday
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition
In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »
1996 Joke: Why Don’t Turkeys Ever
Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Becau...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Fruity iMac” Edition
In 1998, Thanksgiving was a neon-colored fever dream. We were bus...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Legacy" AI
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2024 Archive: The "Pesto" King Penguin
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35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2001 “Wizarding World & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Thanksgiving was a portal to other worlds. We were obses...read more »
2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »
2016 Joke: Why Did The Turkey
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
The future is laughing at us.
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
A wild laugh appeared!
This is the future of humor!