Why the cape? For proving that 1997 CGI was great for dinosaurs, but terrible for a hell-spawn’s cape, which looked like a red tablecloth in a wind tunnel.
Part of the 37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World, Bad Batmans & Face-Swapping” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Laughing is as laughing does.
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I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
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