Why were teenagers disappearing into their rooms? Because “Polygon” became a household word, and we realized that 2D platformers were officially for parents.
Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
But you have heard of this joke!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
3D laughs are the best!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Not bad. Not bad at all.