1999 Archive: The Velcro

I’m not a fan of Velcro. It’s just a total rip-off.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

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@StarWars_Nerd09/25/2013 01:57The farce is strong with this one!

@Futurama_Bender07/28/2004 08:25Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Jurassic_Park_Grant09/06/2006 00:59They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Binary_Boy11/06/2012 03:4401001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Pi_Mathematics02/21/2011 14:16Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Gremlins_Gizmo04/04/2015 21:40Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Overly_Attached01/27/2001 02:12I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Scumbag_Steve_X01/18/1999 23:44Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@I_See_What_You01/04/2007 12:36I see what you did there. Clever!