This one is a staple in American humor:
She thought it was an octagonal red light.
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P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
A joke about nothing? Love it!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
One billion... laughs!
This site is never finished... with humor!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
Top tier web animation humor!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
i’m gonna tell this to my manager tomorrow and see what happens.
i think i need to read this again… okay, now i got it. i am definitely tired.
i actually had to explain this to my boyfriend. he is the blonde one here lol.
found a typo in the joke but it makes it even more authentic. love it!
honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. total brain fog.
i’m gonna tell this at the pub tonight. hope i dont forget the punchline.