2014 Vintage: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make “End Call” feel like a life sentence. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge”… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Phone
2014 Legacy: The Sam Smith “In the Lonely Hour”
Why the tears? Because “Stay With Me” became the official anthem for anyone who had ever been ghosted or felt sad in a taxi. Part… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Sam Smith “In the Lonely Hour”
2013 Legacy: Best Pop Solo Performance
Why “Set Fire to the Rain” (Live)? Because Adele wins Grammys even when she’s just singing a song she already won for the year before.… Read More »2013 Legacy: Best Pop Solo Performance
2012 Classic: The Bradley Wiggins Tour de France
Why did sideburns become fashionable? Because “Wiggo” became the first Brit to win the Tour, then followed it up with Olympic gold a week later.… Read More »2012 Classic: The Bradley Wiggins Tour de France
2012 Vintage: The Fire
I’m “on fire” with these puns. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Cow
I’m “moo-ving” to a safer location. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The “Anthony Weiner” Incident
Why is his name still a punchline? Because in 2011, he proved that if you’re going to send “private” photos on Twitter, you should at… Read More »2011 Archive: The “Anthony Weiner” Incident
2011 Archive: The The Help Pie Caution
Why did nobody want to try the “special” chocolate pie? Because the movie taught us that when a cook is angry, you stay far away… Read More »2011 Archive: The The Help Pie Caution
2010 Archive: The Kinect for Xbox
Why was the family jumping around in the hotel room? Because they brought a Kinect and were trying to play “Kinect Adventures” in a room… Read More »2010 Archive: The Kinect for Xbox
2010 Archive: The Graduation
What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “Foursquare Defamation” in 2010? “A person who is now very good at Yelp reviews.” Part of… Read More »2010 Archive: The Graduation