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2012 Vintage: The Cow

 I’m “moo-ving” to a safer location.

Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ace_Ventura_Pet08/23/2005 23:31Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Britney_Spears_Fan07/19/2009 16:54Oops, I laughed again!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club05/08/1997 13:42A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Inkjet_Printers06/22/2000 03:34Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Party_On_Garth11/24/2003 01:21I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Troll_Face_Real06/04/2001 06:03Problem? No, just laughs!

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