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2012 Classic: The Bradley Wiggins Tour de France

Why did sideburns become fashionable? Because “Wiggo” became the first Brit to win the Tour, then followed it up with Olympic gold a week later.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja04/03/1996 00:08Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@SoundBlaster_1604/15/2008 14:50I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Sid_Meier_Fan04/17/2010 19:04Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Backstreet_Fan06/25/1996 01:11I want it that way... the funny way!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli11/06/2008 05:58That still only counts as one laugh!
@WiFi_Zero_One01/29/2013 12:08Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Hellboy_Red09/18/2005 00:11I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@YouTube_Beta_User08/21/2015 22:18I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Hat_Tip_Sir05/15/2012 08:27M’lady... this joke is superb.

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