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2009 Vintage: The 2012 (Movie) Fan

 “The world is ending in three years! Who cares about the light?!”

Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many consultants does it take...
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57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 - The Year the World went "Touch"
In 2007, the world changed with a single "pinch to zoom." Steve J...read more »
How many nuclear engineers does it...
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63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 - The Summer of Pokémon GO
In 2016, the world was a strange mix of augmented reality and ret...read more »
69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 - The Wii-mote Swing
In 2006, the world was shifting gears. Twitter (now X) launched w...read more »
How many safety inspectors does it...
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How many astronomers does it take...
How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »
67 Light Bulb Jokes: The 2000 Y2K Survivor Files
We've entered the new millennium. The Y2K scare was a huge disapp...read more »
68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition
In 1997, the "Information Superhighway" was becoming a crowded fr...read more »
How many brunettes does it take...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_K05/31/2006 12:56We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Mainframe_Manny04/07/2001 15:28Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Rick_Roller_0702/14/2009 12:15Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@About_Dot_Com04/23/2012 13:15The human guide to online humor.
@Cloud_Computing06/23/2008 18:34Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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