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2008 Archive: The Potato

 I’m a “couch” potato watching the Olympics.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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@Blue_Screen_Survivor06/08/2003 03:19At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Friends_Lover05/18/2008 03:51Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Rugrats_Tommy08/04/1999 12:43A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Technorati_Tag06/04/1999 07:56Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Pwnage_King01/22/1998 05:12Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Android_Bot_9908/22/2008 17:13Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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