2015 Legacy: The Cam Newton vs. The 12th Man
Why was he ripping down Seahawks banners? Because the Panthers had officially taken over the NFC and Cam was having too much fun doing it.… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Cam Newton vs. The 12th Man
2014 Vintage: The Hunger Games Mockingjay Hype
The girls in the back row spent all of silent study hour trying to master the perfect tactical side-braid to look like Katniss Everdeen before… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Hunger Games Mockingjay Hype
2014 Archive: The Empty Cup
Why was the cup so quiet? It was “feeling” empty inside. Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2014 Archive: The Empty Cup
2013 Vintage: The Stethoscope
“Your heart sounds like a slow Wi-Fi connection.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The Blue Jasmine
I told her she’s being dramatic. She said, “I’m not being dramatic, I’m being ‘Cinematic’.” Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie &… Read More »2013 Classic: The Blue Jasmine
2012 Legacy: The Shift
I’m “changing” my mind about the Mayans. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Panic! At The Disco Fan
“I chime in with a ‘Haven’t you people ever heard of… closing the goddamn circuit?!’” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Panic! At The Disco Fan
2011 Legacy: The Internship
Why was the intern sad? He was told he was a “Digital Strategist,” which meant he had to teach the senior partner how to unlock… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Internship
2010 Archive: The FourSquare Check-In
Why did the lawyer sue his client? Because the client checked into “The Beach” while his “Personal Injury” case claimed he was bedridden. Part of… Read More »2010 Archive: The FourSquare Check-In
2009 Classic: The Balloon Boy Dad
They don’t change the bulb; they just tell the news it flew away in a giant silver balloon. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2009 Classic: The Balloon Boy Dad