2009 Archive: Jersey Shore Debut
Why was the hair so big? Because MTV gave us “GTL” (Gym, Tan, Laundry) and a group of people who made “The Situation” a household… Read More »2009 Archive: Jersey Shore Debut
2008 Classic: Vampire Knight
Why was the “anime” cousin so quiet? Because Twilight wasn’t enough; she was busy reading manga about more vampires while ignoring the “human” food. Part… Read More »2008 Classic: Vampire Knight
2008 Legacy: The The Happening Paranoia
Why was everyone afraid of the wind? Because M. Night Shyamalan made us think that the trees were plotting against us (luckily, they were just… Read More »2008 Legacy: The The Happening Paranoia
2008 Vintage: The Gas Price Pain
In 2008, gas hit $4 a gallon. A guy tells a girl, “I’ll take you somewhere expensive tonight.” He drives her to the gas station and fills… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Gas Price Pain
2007 Vintage: The Wii Fit User
One, but they have to stand on a balance board while reaching for the ceiling. Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Wii Fit User
2007 Archive: The YouTube Project Disaster
Why did the science presentation turn into a total failure? Because the student tried to stream a popular science clip directly from YouTube, but the… Read More »2007 Archive: The YouTube Project Disaster
2007 Classic: The Garlic
I’m “breath-taking” in 2 megapixels. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The Final 2007 Vibe
Why was the future so “touchy”? Because with the iPhone in our pockets, we realized that from now on, Christmas would be recorded, filtered, and… Read More »2007 Classic: The Final 2007 Vibe
2006 Vintage: The Bank Withdrawal
Why did the dad bring a vacuum to the bank? To “clean out” his account. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote”… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Bank Withdrawal
2006 Archive: The Invisibility
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, “Doctor, nobody ever listens to me.” The psychiatrist says, “Is someone there? I thought I heard… Read More »2006 Archive: The Invisibility