Why did the dad bring a vacuum to the bank? To “clean out” his account.
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
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