1998 Classic: The RealPlayer Buffer
Why was the employee frozen for 10 minutes? He was waiting for a 15-second movie trailer to “buffer.” Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1998 Classic: The RealPlayer Buffer
1998 Vintage: The Gel Ink Overload
Why did the English essays look unreadable? Because students discovered neon and metallic gel pens, turning serious book reports on To Kill a Mockingbird into… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Gel Ink Overload
1997 Legacy: The Web Designer
One, but they’ll make the bulb blink in 16 colors. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Vintage: Worst Actress
Why Demi Moore? For making it three years in a row of Razzie nominations—a feat more impressive than anything she did in the movie. Part… Read More »1997 Vintage: Worst Actress
1995 Archive: The Cadillac Land-Yacht
Why did driving behind an older person feel like watching a boat drop anchor? Because they were steering a massive, two-ton steel Buick or Cadillac… Read More »1995 Archive: The Cadillac Land-Yacht
1995 Vintage: The Desk Phone
Why was the desk phone so heavy? It was full of 1995 “messages.” Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Desk Phone
1995 Classic: The Alien
They don’t change the bulb; they just abduct the lamp. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Vintage: John Major
Why was the UK Prime Minister called “The Grey Man”? Because in 1995, he managed to make a massive party scandal sound as exciting as… Read More »1995 Vintage: John Major
1995 Classic: The O.J. Impact
Why did politicians stop holding press conferences? Because in 1995, the only “trial” anyone cared about involved a white Bronco and a glove that didn’t… Read More »1995 Classic: The O.J. Impact
1995 Classic: Jennifer Aniston (The Rachel)
Why were hairstylists in 1995 having hallucinations? Because every other customer walked in with a photo of “The Rachel,” and walked out crying because they… Read More »1995 Classic: Jennifer Aniston (The Rachel)