Why did driving behind an older person feel like watching a boat drop anchor? Because they were steering a massive, two-ton steel Buick or Cadillac down the boulevard at exactly twenty miles per hour, sitting so low you could only see a patch of white hair over the steering wheel.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1995 “Reading Glasses, VCR Clocks & Early Bird Specials” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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