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1995 Vintage: The Desk Phone

 Why was the desk phone so heavy? It was full of 1995 “messages.”

Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@QuickTime_Viewer02/15/2009 11:28Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Motherboard_Max04/18/1997 04:41This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Brazil_Terry_G02/02/2015 14:35Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Blink_182_Mark01/22/2006 02:24What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Sixteen_Candles06/08/2001 21:12I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Harambe_Memories08/17/2008 13:08Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@DMOZ_Volunteer08/14/2000 00:07Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

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