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1997 Vintage: Worst Actress

 Why Demi Moore? For making it three years in a row of Razzie nominations—a feat more impressive than anything she did in the movie.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom04/26/1996 14:03I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Geocities_Neighbor01/23/2003 22:39Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@CRT_Brightness01/12/2001 12:41I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Dark_Knight_Joker12/24/2014 14:24Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Campus_King09/02/2000 22:31The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Napster_Search12/01/1997 18:13Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Pedro_For_Pres07/20/2003 00:54Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Evil_Kermit_M03/25/2014 15:54Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

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