1995 Classic: The Alien

They don’t change the bulb; they just abduct the lamp.

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@Discman_Skipper12/13/2005 03:50Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Snake_Game_Pro07/18/2014 14:49I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Coffee_Addict10/30/2006 03:46404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Linux_Distro_User02/08/2015 17:28Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Donny_V_ShutUp04/27/2006 22:39Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Map_Maker_X05/11/2002 01:58The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Facepalm_Master09/08/2010 12:17I facepalmed and then I laughed.