2002 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” Candy
Why did the troops carry Jolly Ranchers? Because nothing wins over a suspicious village like high-fructose corn syrup and a “Peace” patch. Part of the… Read More »2002 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” Candy
2001 Classic: The SD Card
Why was the memory card so small? Because 32MB was apparently enough to “store your whole digital life.” Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2001 Classic: The SD Card
2001 Legacy: Best Score Soundtrack
Why American Beauty? Because those plastic bags floating in the wind needed a dramatic cello accompaniment. Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes: The 2001 “Steely… Read More »2001 Legacy: Best Score Soundtrack
2001 Classic: The iPod Promise
Apple says I can fit 1,000 songs in my pocket. I currently only own 12 CDs, so I guess I’ll just download 988 versions of… Read More »2001 Classic: The iPod Promise
2001 Archive: The Ocean’s Eleven
“I’m putting together a team to rob a casino.” “Who do you have?” “My wife, her mother, and her sister. They’ve already successfully robbed my will… Read More »2001 Archive: The Ocean’s Eleven
2000 Legacy: The Period
I’m a grammarian. I’m just stopping. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The CD
Why did the blonde put a CD in the microwave? She wanted to hear “fast” music. Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Archive: The CD
1999 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Strategy
A group of senior citizens gathering in the back pews twenty minutes before the service to aggressively trade newspaper inserts for soup discounts. Part of… Read More »1999 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Strategy
1999 Legacy: Best Rap Solo Performance
Why Will Smith? Because he “started a fire” and the Grammys liked the heat but not the smoke. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Legacy: Best Rap Solo Performance
1998 Classic: The RealPlayer Buffer
Why was the employee frozen for 10 minutes? He was waiting for a 15-second movie trailer to “buffer.” Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1998 Classic: The RealPlayer Buffer