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2006 Classic: Worst Actor Runner-up

 Why Nicolas Cage? For The Wicker Man, a performance that launched a thousand memes but zero Oscar nods.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2006 “Basic Instinct 2, Little Man & Scary Parodies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye07/03/1995 12:15Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Burning_CDs07/02/2007 02:44I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Harry_Potter_Hermione04/04/2002 17:31It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy09/01/1998 11:32That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Prestige_World_W09/01/2000 19:40Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Web_Counter_9903/15/1996 01:49I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Ring_Member_9803/20/2002 12:41Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Flash_Game_Dev05/06/1995 22:18I should make a game about this joke.
@Wall_Post_Hero11/27/2003 15:23Posting this to my own wall right now!

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