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2002 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” Candy

Why did the troops carry Jolly Ranchers? Because nothing wins over a suspicious village like high-fructose corn syrup and a “Peace” patch.

Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Jackie_Chan_Wut10/30/2010 13:36My mind is blown by how funny this is.
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