Why did the lawyer love the WeWork IPO collapse? Because “burning $40 billion” creates a lot of billable smoke.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The First Year Associate
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The Inheritance Tax
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53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
But you have heard of this joke!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Shut up and take my laughter!