I’m a grammarian. I’m just stopping.
Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
... (Laughter in silence).
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.