2006 Archive: The Invisibility
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, “Doctor, nobody ever listens to me.” The psychiatrist says, “Is someone there? I thought I heard… Read More »2006 Archive: The Invisibility
2005 Classic: The Emergency
“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a psychiatrist!” “This man is bleeding!” “And how does that make you feel?” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2005 Classic: The Emergency
2004 Classic: TheFacebook
Why was the college student so distracted? Because a new site called “TheFacebook” just launched, and he was too busy “poking” people he sat next… Read More »2004 Classic: TheFacebook
2004 Classic: Nelly’s “Over and Over”
Why was the country music uncle and the hip-hop nephew finally getting along? Because Tim McGraw and Nelly proved that “crossover” was the new flavor… Read More »2004 Classic: Nelly’s “Over and Over”
2004 Vintage: The Meet the Fockers
My wife says my parents are the Fockers. I told her she’s definitely a Byrnes. Part of the 58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook &… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Meet the Fockers
2004 Classic: The Load
I’m “buffering” my social skills. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: The Ugg Boot Arrival
Why did the school hallway look like an arctic expedition in October? Because every single teenage girl started wearing massive, sheepskin Ugg boots with denim… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Ugg Boot Arrival
2003 Classic: The Pentium 4
Why was the laptop fan so loud? Because it was trying to “process” a single JPEG and sounded like it was preparing for takeoff. Part… Read More »2003 Classic: The Pentium 4
2002 Classic: The Euro
A European tourist tries to pay with a brand new Euro coin in a New York bar. The bartender says, “What’s this? Monopoly money for… Read More »2002 Classic: The Euro
2002 Vintage: The Best Makeup Win
Why did The Lord of the Rings take it? Because making a man look like a 111-year-old hobbit is more work than making a star… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Best Makeup Win