Why was the college student so distracted? Because a new site called “TheFacebook” just launched, and he was too busy “poking” people he sat next to in biology to pass the stuffing.
Part of the 38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2004 “Napoleon Dynamite & TheFacebook” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
A joke for the end of the world.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
This joke is an Epic Win!
Found this on the deep end of the net.