2005 Classic: The Emergency

“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a psychiatrist!” “This man is bleeding!” “And how does that make you feel?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Encarta_User03/21/2011 08:58I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Terminator_T80012/21/2003 07:23I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Fight_Club_Tyler01/17/2004 18:03The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Incredibles_Dash12/29/2013 12:51That was super fast and super funny!

@WiFi_Zero_One11/16/2015 05:56Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Fifth_Element_Lelu10/19/2014 17:01Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Tony_Hawk_Pro04/22/2013 23:19Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan12/28/2014 07:09Shake and bake! Hilarious!