2018 Vintage: The Fortnite Battle Bus

Why did the passenger ask for a parachute? Because he thought the plane was the Battle Bus and he wanted to land at “Tilted Towers.”

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@N64_GoldenEye10/29/2003 01:55Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Pager_Guy06/11/2013 09:49Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Project_Mayhem01/23/2003 07:06Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Mr_Blonde_Dance05/30/2012 20:00Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Napoleon_Dyna01/09/2000 18:25Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Mocking_Sponge10/16/1996 16:45mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Newgrounds_User08/28/2013 16:50Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

@Retweet_King04/15/2006 08:46RT if you think this is funny!