2007 Classic: The Garlic

I’m “breath-taking” in 2 megapixels.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "grounded."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I’m a "fun-gi" to have in the metaverse.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

In 2022, we were all "searching" for the right words. While the w...read more »

I’m the "top" of the evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

@Campus_King11/15/2008 01:25The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Walter_Sobchak10/07/1996 16:26Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Nyan_Cat_Space04/28/2004 03:08Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Mocking_Sponge08/16/2000 01:23mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@StrongBad_Mail07/30/2015 15:53I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Trogdor_Burn09/29/2005 08:36Burninating the countryside with laughter!