2017 Vintage: The Coffee Price
Why did the lawyer sue the $12 “Deconstructed” coffee? He argued that “assembling the product yourself” should result in a 50% labor discount. Part of… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Coffee Price
2017 Vintage: The Emoji Movie
“I’m a ‘Meh’ emoji.” “Finally, a realistic description of your enthusiasm for our weekend plans.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Emoji Movie
2017 Classic: The Death of Tom Petty
Why the “Free Fallin” end? For the loss of the man who wrote the soundtrack to the American heartland, just days after his final tour… Read More »2017 Classic: The Death of Tom Petty
2017 Archive: The Bitcoin Expert
Why did the sysadmin suddenly start wearing a Rolex? Because he bought $100 of Bitcoin in 2011 and spent the whole day explaining “Blockchain” to… Read More »2017 Archive: The Bitcoin Expert
2017 Archive: The “New Rules” Dua Lipa
One: Don’t pick up the phone. I failed rule number one immediately because I thought it was my pizza delivery. Part of the 66 Observational… Read More »2017 Archive: The “New Rules” Dua Lipa
2017 Legacy: The Kendrick Lamar “Humble”
Why was the traveler “sitting down”? Because the airline told him to be “humble” and stay in his middle seat for the next 8 hours.… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Kendrick Lamar “Humble”
2016 Classic: The Wikipedia Font Lockdown
Why did the history department head look so smug? Because the school’s updated plagiarism software instantly flagged twelve different essays on the industrial revolution that… Read More »2016 Classic: The Wikipedia Font Lockdown
2016 Archive: The Car Trip
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were “too close together.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Bottle… Read More »2016 Archive: The Car Trip
2016 Vintage: Alice Through the Looking Glass
Why was Johnny Depp nominated? For proving that his Mad Hatter is less of a character and more of a collection of leftover props from… Read More »2016 Vintage: Alice Through the Looking Glass
2015 Archive: The Peter Dinklage Repeat
Why did Tyrion win again? For proving that “I drink and I know things” is a valid strategy for winning gold. Part of the 39… Read More »2015 Archive: The Peter Dinklage Repeat