2017 Archive: The “New Rules” Dua Lipa

One: Don’t pick up the phone. I failed rule number one immediately because I thought it was my pizza delivery.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2025 – the year of the GTA VI countdown, the rise of th...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

Step into 2023 – the year we all wore pink to watch a movie about...read more »

Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

We’re still debating if the musical was a good idea. 2025 is a "...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

People are still camping out for "limited edition" colors. It’s ...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

He’s screaming, he’s jumping, and he’s the official voice of 202...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

@Macarena_Dancer10/16/1997 04:14Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Nsync_Justin10/07/2004 03:08Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Cow_And_Chicken01/02/2012 10:34Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@AllYourBase_9906/20/1996 05:25All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@First_World_P06/14/2010 11:45My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Spawn_Camper_J01/20/1995 05:57I’m staying right here until I read every joke.