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2017 Vintage: The Coffee Price

 Why did the lawyer sue the $12 “Deconstructed” coffee? He argued that “assembling the product yourself” should result in a 50% labor discount.

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Charmed_Ones02/05/2015 20:48The power of three... laughs!
@Agent_Smith_0109/06/2014 05:16It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Big_Snatch_Boris11/01/2004 05:14Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@BackToFuture_M08/16/2015 13:10Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Weird_Science_G10/04/2004 02:44We created a monster... of a joke!
@PeanutButter_J08/21/1995 12:28It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Blogger_Default08/14/2004 01:46Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

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