Why did the lawyer sue the $12 “Deconstructed” coffee? He argued that “assembling the product yourself” should result in a 50% labor discount.
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
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2025 Archive: The Office Drone
Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition
In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »
2025 Archive: The Evidence
A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition
In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Hologram Hearing
Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
The First Year Associate
The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »
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The power of three... laughs!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
We created a monster... of a joke!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
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