Why was the traveler “sitting down”? Because the airline told him to be “humble” and stay in his middle seat for the next 8 hours.
Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Souvenir Logic
Buying things you will definitely regret as soon as you land.I bo...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Satellite View” Edition
In 2005, travel became "broadcastable." You weren't just telling ...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2011 “Winter is Coming & Siri” Edition
In 2011, travel became "smart." We started talking to our phones,...read more »
2025 Archive: The Personal Drone
Why did the tourist have a small bird following him? It wasn't a...read more »
The Local Advice
Asking for directions and getting a history lesson instead.I aske...read more »
The First Class Dream
Walking past the curtain and feeling the judgment of the wealthy....read more »
The Jet Lag Curse
Waking up at 3 AM ready to eat a steak dinner.My body is in Tokyo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Security
Why was the traveler detained? Because his "Smart Tooth" was tra...read more »
The Language Barrier
When your high school Spanish fails you in a real café.I tried to...read more »
48 Travel Jokes: The 2015 “White-Gold or Blue-Black” Edition
In 2015, travel was a battle for "signal" and the perfect shot. I...read more »
😜 More from category: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Driverless Taxi
Why was the traveler arguing with his car? Because the AI refuse...read more »
The Budget Airline
Cheap seats and the hidden cost of breathing on board.I flew a bu...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Moon Base
Why was the hiker disappointed? Because the "Lunar Dust" got int...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2002 “Euro Cash & Spider-Man” Edition
In 2002, travel felt a bit more "unified" in Europe, but a lot mo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.