2009 Archive: Jersey Shore Debut

Why was the hair so big? Because MTV gave us “GTL” (Gym, Tan, Laundry) and a group of people who made “The Situation” a household name.

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@Flash_Animator10/24/2011 20:42I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Home_Alone_Kevin07/22/2003 14:29Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Chocolate_Rain03/14/1998 10:33I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Neopets_Trader04/23/2010 14:40Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Troll_Face_Real08/01/2002 18:03Problem? No, just laughs!