2013 Vintage: The Stethoscope

“Your heart sounds like a slow Wi-Fi connection.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

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In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.101/21/2004 18:49Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@OfficeWorker_9911/25/1997 23:27I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Coffee_Addict06/23/1998 06:38404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Grinds_My_Gears08/06/2002 13:48You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@CompuServe_Classic09/21/2015 09:05Premium humor for premium members.

@Pwnage_King04/17/1995 22:59Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Safari_Surfer02/01/2004 16:42A wild laugh appeared!