2023 Classic: The Mario Movie

A guy orders a “Mushroom Kingdom” cocktail and tries to jump on the bouncer’s head.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A guy tries to "scroll" the coaster with his thumb.Part of the 5...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

@Mr_Blonde_Dance05/20/2001 07:49Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Kill_Bill_Bride12/23/2013 08:27I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Keyboard_Cat_P02/21/2007 11:14Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Forever_Alone_X08/15/1999 22:19At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

@Believe_It_Or_N07/21/2015 19:58I choose to believe it’s funny.