2010 Archive: The FourSquare Check-In

Why did the lawyer sue his client? Because the client checked into “The Beach” while his “Personal Injury” case claimed he was bedridden.

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@Encarta_User05/11/1999 06:09I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Myspace_Tom01/13/2012 13:26I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Overclocker_Pro07/03/1996 18:54My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Cyber_Security_X04/28/1998 04:43Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude06/07/1995 14:28The Dude abides... this joke.

@Offspring_Guy11/24/2010 00:37The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Baxter_The_Dog06/14/2002 13:15Bark! (He says it’s funny).