Why was the intern sad? He was told he was a “Digital Strategist,” which meant he had to teach the senior partner how to unlock his iPhone.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
2025 Archive: The ChatGPT-6 Hallucination
A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
2025 Archive: The Neuralink Subpoena
Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition
In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »
The Robin Hood Logic
Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Hourly Rate
He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition
In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »
The Truth in Court
Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Oops, I laughed again!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Letting this joke through the port.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.