Why were Boeing and Lockheed fighting? To see who could build a plane that would eventually be 10 years late and 200% over budget. Part… Read More »2000 Archive: The “Joint Strike Fighter” (JSF) Competition
Why did it start again in ’99? Because in Russia, “Peace Treaties” have an expiration date shorter than a carton of milk. Part of the… Read More »1999 Vintage: The First Chechen War 2.0 (Second Chechen War)
We have ten DVDs now. We store them like they’re priceless artifacts. Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s…”… Read More »1999 Archive: The DVD Collection
A guy walks into a bar and orders a White Russian. The bartender says, “Careful, man, there’s a beverage here!” Part of the 76 Bar… Read More »1998 Classic: The White Russian
A guy orders a strawberry daiquiri. The bartender says, “One pink slushy for the tough guy.” Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Frozen Daiquiri
Why did the umbrella close? Because it saw the bill. Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Archive: The Cocktail Umbrella
A guy asks for an Old Fashioned with a “modern twist.” The bartender puts a Furby sticker on the glass. Part of the 76 Bar… Read More »1998 Archive: The Old Fashioned Update
Why did the lady buy a “Garden Yeti”? Because she was bored on a 6-hour flight and the 1998 catalog made a 6-foot statue feel… Read More »1998 Legacy: The SkyMall Catalog
Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the top of a heavy beige computer tower to make it match the wooden desk.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Tower Polish Incident
What’s the most 1997 thing a lawyer ever did? Paged himself during a deposition just to look “in demand.” Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »1997 Archive: The 1997 Legacy
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