Why were Boeing and Lockheed fighting? To see who could build a plane that would eventually be 10 years late and 200% over budget.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
I am crying... with laughter!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.