1998 Vintage: The Tower Polish Incident

Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the top of a heavy beige computer tower to make it match the wooden desk.

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@Nokia_Snake_Champ02/23/1997 13:58Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Gladiator_Proximo07/14/1999 10:58Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Napster_User_9901/31/2001 23:41Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball12/01/2008 00:44Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Napoleon_Dyna11/26/2008 18:40Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!