2009 Vintage: The iPhone “Voice Control”
Why was the boss yelling at his pocket? “CALL BRENDA! NO, NOT BRENDA FROM SALES! BRENDA MY WIFE!” Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2009 Vintage: The iPhone “Voice Control”
2009 Vintage: Best Reggae Album
Why Jah Is Real by Burning Spear? Because when a legend speaks, the Academy listens. Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand… Read More »2009 Vintage: Best Reggae Album
2008 Classic: The Gran Torino Growl
Clint Eastwood spent two hours growling at people on his lawn, and I’ve never respected a porch more. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2008 Classic: The Gran Torino Growl
2007 Legacy: The 30 Rock Launch
Why did it win Best Comedy? For proving that a show about a show that nobody watches is exactly what everyone in Hollywood wants to… Read More »2007 Legacy: The 30 Rock Launch
2005 Archive: The Laptop Dock
Why was it so satisfying? The “Thump” of the laptop locking in meant the day was officially half over. Part of the 81 Office Groaners:… Read More »2005 Archive: The Laptop Dock
2004 Classic: Cheney’s Hunting Trip
Why was the VP’s hobby a joke? Because in 2004, the only thing more dangerous than being a terrorist was being a friend of Dick… Read More »2004 Classic: Cheney’s Hunting Trip
2004 Vintage: The Firewall
I’m “blocking” my ex on the new social site. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition archive.… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Abbott
2004 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why James Spader? Because he made the law so sexy we all forgot his character was a borderline sociopath. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »2004 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
2004 Legacy: The Psychiatrist
“Doctor, I feel like I’m just a profile picture.” “Welcome to 2004. That’ll be $250.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Psychiatrist