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2004 Vintage: The Firewall

 I’m “blocking” my ex on the new social site.

Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9606/16/2015 17:57What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli05/19/1998 06:10That still only counts as one laugh!
@Nirvana_Teen10/13/2008 00:10Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Linkin_Park_Fan08/05/2013 13:32In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Ninja_Turtle_R06/21/2010 14:51Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Gremlins_Gizmo12/13/1995 11:13Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club03/23/2009 07:08All the search engines agree: this is funny.

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