2003 Legacy: Lula da Silva
Why was Brazil’s new President a star? Because he went from being a shoe-shiner to the leader of the country, proving that in 2003, the… Read More »2003 Legacy: Lula da Silva
2003 Archive: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the DVD collection? Because he proved “Fair Use” meant he could watch them whenever he wanted. Part of the 44… Read More »2003 Archive: The Divorce Settlement
2003 Archive: The Kamikaze
A guy orders a round for people who aren’t even at the bar yet. Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo &… Read More »2003 Archive: The Kamikaze
2003 Classic: The Onion
I’m “peeling” back the layers. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Star Trek
Nemesis came out. I told her I’m Data. She said, “True, you have no emotions when I tell you I’m tired.” Part of the 70 Marriage… Read More »2002 Classic: The Star Trek
2002 Classic: The Laptop Bag Style
Why was the briefcase dying? Because the “Backpack for Business” was the new 2002 trend. Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2002 “Spider-Man &… Read More »2002 Classic: The Laptop Bag Style
2001 Classic: The Animal Instinct
Why was Rob Schneider in the crosshairs? Because in The Animal, he proved that an organ transplant from a beast doesn’t add talent, it just makes… Read More »2001 Classic: The Animal Instinct
2001 Archive: The “Crawling” Linkin Park
These wounds, they will not heal. Especially not the wound of my mom accidentally deleting my Napster downloads. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2001 Archive: The “Crawling” Linkin Park
2000 Legacy: Sting’s “Brand New Day”
Why did he win Best Pop Album? Because the Grammys have a special rule that if Sting releases an album, he gets at least two… Read More »2000 Legacy: Sting’s “Brand New Day”
2000 Legacy: Jennifer Lopez’s Green Dress
Why was the 2000 Red Carpet legendary? Because J.Lo wore a Versace dress so iconic it literally forced Google to invent “Image Search” because everyone… Read More »2000 Legacy: Jennifer Lopez’s Green Dress