These wounds, they will not heal. Especially not the wound of my mom accidentally deleting my Napster downloads.
Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Super green! Hilarious!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!