2003 Archive: The Kamikaze

A guy orders a round for people who aren’t even at the bar yet.

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@Skate_Or_Die_9905/01/2008 18:16Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Blade_Runner_201910/12/2009 18:28All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Celebrity_DM11/28/2004 05:54Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Ninja_Turtle_R06/02/2003 02:11Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Success_Kid_Win10/18/1998 02:06Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.