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2003 Archive: The Divorce Settlement

 Why did the lawyer get the DVD collection? Because he proved “Fair Use” meant he could watch them whenever he wanted.

Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Two Hearts
Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »
The Cat and Dog Case
When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
2025 Archive: The Inheritance
 A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition
In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »

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 A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »
2025 Classic: The OpenAI Trial
 A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final Summary
 A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blockbuster_Refugee08/20/2000 03:26Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Clueless_Cher04/24/2014 07:27As if! This is too funny.
@Net_Addict_200008/20/2013 05:33My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Dial_Up_King11/04/2013 14:20Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Iron_Man_Tony12/13/2015 15:39I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Antivirus_Pro11/13/2009 21:06No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Transformers_OP04/12/1998 21:15Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club06/10/2012 17:14All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Clans_Leader_9907/05/1998 21:59Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Everquest_Solo05/13/2004 08:48Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

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