Why was Brazil’s new President a star? Because he went from being a shoe-shiner to the leader of the country, proving that in 2003, the “American Dream” was actually happening in South America.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Professional humor for professional people.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
This joke is an Epic Win!