2008 Classic: The Gran Torino Growl

Clint Eastwood spent two hours growling at people on his lawn, and I’ve never respected a porch more.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@WinAmp_Shaker07/27/2007 01:35It really whips the llama's ass!

@Blockbuster_Refugee03/26/2005 11:54Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Cyber_Traveler05/06/2006 06:45Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Beavis_Butthead08/30/2002 15:27Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Spice_Girl_Posh05/27/2009 03:22Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Startup_Kid01/06/1998 18:14Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Brick_Tamland_L09/10/2015 10:01I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Frame_Set_Wizard03/14/2010 17:31I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.