Why was the passenger so smug? Because he could watch three movies in a row and still have 20% battery while his laptop-using neighbor was dead by the first hour.
Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2010 “Filter Everything & Volcano Ash” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The In-Flight Yoga
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50 Travel Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s the End of the World” Edition
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47 Travel Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Pharrell’s Hat” Edition
In 2014, travel became "on-demand." Uber and Lyft&...read more »
48 Travel Jokes: The 2015 “White-Gold or Blue-Black” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Smart Beach
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2025 Legacy: The Floating City
Why was the traveler seasick? Because he was staying in a "Susta...read more »
The TSA Experience
Nothing says "welcome" like taking off your belt in public.The TS...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Incremental Security” Edition
Traveling in 2001 was a massive turning point. One day you were s...read more »
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The Budget Airline
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The 48 2016 Top 10: The “Pikachu & Paradox” Classics
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.